Occupy Wall Street..demands

Ahhh yes. Your favorite curly wolf is going to pontificate on the demands of the mentally deficient little boils on the ass of humanity that is the protest group "Occupy Wall Street". Now onward in our journey. We shall take their demands one by one and illuminate whilst you my followers ruminate on my words.


Demand one:" Restoration of the living wage. This demand can only be met by ending "Freetrade" by re-imposing trade tariffs on all imported goods entering the American market to level the playing field for domestic family farming and domestic manufacturing as most nations that are dumping cheap products onto the American market have radical wage and environmental regulation advantages. Another policy that must be instituted is raise the minimum wage to twenty dollars an hr."

Okay the 1st part of that I can ALMOST sympathize with. After all if we imposed some of the same stringent standards on the goods of other countries they some of them impose on ours..it's be more a level battle field. Alas as mention that knife cuts both ways. Plus there is nothing to keep other countries making THEIR import standards even stricter in retaliation and just for US product. Which would be prejudicial as all hell but..*shrug* they'd likely do it. Most of the world doesn't like us very much.
The 2nd part Where's the money going to come from you mental midgets? Business won't be able to make money, pay their utilities or buy the stock of what they're supposed to be selling to the public. As an added bonus assuming they decide they WANT to stay open you're going to see prices skyrocket to pay all that minimum wage. *muttering under my breath * brain damaged escaped rejects from a mental ward. which is quite frankly an INSULT to the truly mentally challenged. But since I can't fucking shoot you just because you're STUPID....

"Demand two: Institute a universal single payer healthcare system. To do this all private insurers must be banned from the healthcare market as their only effect on the health of patients is to take money away from doctors, nurses and hospitals preventing them from doing their jobs and hand that money to wall st. investors."

Again..WHERE pray tell is the money going to come from? Is it going to grow on trees? Fall from the sky? I know..it's going to be shit out in huge heaping STEAMING piles by the Mystical Money Cow! YEah that's it! By the way that Violates several articles of the Constitution you know. But we've had this conversation here and beat that particular horse to death and buried it. Be careful that myself and others who are sick of this shit don't bury you with the fucking horse.

"Demand three: Guaranteed living wage income regardless of employment. "

ROFL ROFL ROFL oh you guys are killing me with this comedy! Wait...you're serious? Never mind that's bad comedy and I ain't laughin. You pissant little pustules want to get money for nothing? That's called WELFARE. It's also called not earning what you've been given; and sorry germs and shitpiles. In THIS country you want it..you are goddamn well going to WORK for it. Otherwise..*points* there's the door do not let it hit you in the ass on your way out. Go to Russia, China, Africa or any one of a couple dozen other nations I can name where you would be killed., tortured or just plain 'disappeared' for daring to speak your mind.


"Demand four: Free college education."

Pustulant Little Pissants! Education is free for the taking! It's called a LIBRARY! You know that place where you can go in, show a special card and take home books for a couple weeks? Also oddly enough..there's a lot of good FREE learning programs, and videos on the net. The latter is how I'm teaching myself to take care of my own vehicles. You want an education? Then GET yourself one. Don't expect it to be GIVEN to you. Ignorant overindulged little fucktards.

"Demand five: Begin a fast track process to bring the fossil fuel economy to an end while at the same bringing the alternative energy economy up to energy demand."

Okay..I've been saying this til I'm blue in the face. 'alternative' energy don't work. Someday in the not too distant future someone might figure out a way to make it cheap, plentiful and cost effective; but right now? No. Too labor and materials intensive to be cost effective, and logical. Besides. We HAVE plenty of fossil fuel. About 300yrs or so..just in oil. Might as well use it. Mother Nature, Gaia, God, The Great Pot Smoking Mushroom or WHATEVER the fuck you believe in, wouldn't have put it there if it wasn't to be used. You don't like it? I really don't give a shit. Grow the fuck up.

"Demand six: One trillion dollars in infrastructure (Water, Sewer, Rail, Roads and Bridges and Electrical Grid) spending now."

*headdesk, headdesk, headdesk* What part of "where is the money supposed to come from" don't you understand?" Sigh...sadly I kind of agree with this one...the infrastructure needs work. I just object to the figure they're demanding. A good chunk of what needs to be done can be initiatives in the various states. No need for the federal fuck ups to get involved at all except for the Interstate roads themselves. Still where is the money gonna come from? *headshake*

"Demand seven: One trillion dollars in ecological restoration planting forests, reestablishing wetlands and the natural flow of river systems and decommissioning of all of America's nuclear power plants."

Sigh...okay really? These people are stupid beyond belief. Also micro dicked, tight twatted acid tripping, power hungry little pussies. We don't NEED this. BTW how do you determine the
natural flow' of river systems. They cut their own channels which shift century to century. The mississippi doesn't exactly flow where it once did say...500 or 1000 years ago ya know. Decommission all the nuclear power plants? Sigh...see my answer to demand 5 you psuedo intellectual apes.

"Demand eight: Racial and gender equal rights amendment."

Don't need one. or did you miss this part of the Declaration of Independence? "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.-" So you see...your demanded 'amendment' is superfluous. That means unnecessary, not needed, a stupid idea...for those of you that have trouble with the big words and don't know how to use a dictionary!

"Demand nine: Open borders migration. anyone can travel anywhere to work and live."

Between states? sure..it's always been that way by and large. Between us and other nations? Not only no but HELL NO. What you're proposing would never work. Have you READ the immigration and work laws of other nations? They make AMERICA look like pansies in their strictness and refusal to play nice or budge. So again,,not just no but FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOTHER YOU WANNA BE FLOWERCHILD, NO!

"Demand ten: Bring American elections up to international standards of a paper ballot precinct counted and recounted in front of an independent and party observers system."

Why so we can be some European Union countries bitch? No..We're the only truly free nation left in the world. A beacon of light in the darkness. The fact you're too blind to see it, is as sad and frightening, as it is infuriating.

"Demand eleven: Immediate across the board debt forgiveness for all. Debt forgiveness of sovereign debt, commercial loans, home mortgages, home equity loans, credit card debt, student loans and personal loans now! All debt must be stricken from the "Books." World Bank Loans to all Nations, Bank to Bank Debt and all Bonds and Margin Call Debt in the stock market including all Derivatives or Credit Default Swaps, all 65 trillion dollars of them must also be stricken from the "Books." And I don't mean debt that is in default, I mean all debt on the entire planet period."

Okay this one is so childish, stupid and assinine it doesn't even merit a response. Go home and suck your thumb you little twit.

"Demand twelve: Outlaw all credit reporting agencies."

Why to make it easier for people to lie to banks, car dealers and anywhere else they need credit extended to them, about their ability..or in many cases INability to PAY those notes? Don't think so junior. Go home and masturbate all over your mama's basement floor. At least that way you're not procreating. Anyone as stupid as you, does not need to be breeding.

"Demand thirteen: Allow all workers to sign a ballot at any time during a union organizing campaign or at any time that represents their yeah or nay to having a union represent them in collective bargaining or to form a union."

Hmmm a simple NO should suffice here.

"These demands will create so many jobs it will be completely impossible to fill them without an open borders policy."

No actually..they won't junior. They'll create yet another failed state that is in default to the rest of it's brother and sister nations, suffering from massive HYPER-inflation..sending this planet into a world wide depression that will kill billions. Sad to say it little boy blue balls...you didn't pay attention in school did you? To your history classes? More importantly to your economics and basic math classes? You know..that class where you're taught that 2+1 DOESN'T equal 5? To busy being rejected by the pretty cheerleader or dance troupe member when your ugly scruffy ass asked for a blow job behind the bleachers at a game or pep rally ? Then spending just a whole lot of time nursing a towering resentment that the world doesn't give you what you want just because you ask for it? Yeah I figured as much.

This idiot and others like him would have us back in the dark ages. Me..I don't plan to go nicely. I leave the individual choices up to you the reader as to whether you follow these idiots blindly into the dark, or have to be dragged kicking, screaming and in many cases..corpsified. [yeah I just made that last word up. what of it? I've always been an over achiever..with huge underachiever tendencies.]



I now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity and insanity. that is all.