Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Man steals game system from boys casket at funeral

Now this is a new low.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas and you know what I wish for everyone?

For everyone to take the advice of my favorite band. The Zac Brown Band.
Take the advice in their song Ain't In No Hurry.
I ain't in no hurry
I'd be a fool now to to worry
About all those things I can't change.
And All the Time I've borrowed
can wait til tomorrow
cuz I ain't in no hurry today.

the advice. don't stress..relax. The holidays are supposed to be about friends, family, religion if you subscribe to any, and just celebrating and enjoying life. there's enough trouble in the world without adding to it by being bad tempered about small, stupid, shit. Enjoy what you've got...let the rest of it wait til tomorrow. Or in this case..the 1st of the new year.

Sunday, December 19, 2010

History and Idiots

Here is a quick anecdote that is a perfect example of the old truism "those who don't LEARN from history are doomed to repeat it"

And now...straight from a friend of mine:
the winner for this year's most idiotic quote by a bookstore customer: "My daughter loved that Anne Frank book. What else did she write?"

OWOWOWOWOWOWOW...FUCK THAT HURTS !!OWW!! *such frightful ignorance is painful to me..*

I'm going to go out on a limb here and make a wild assed guess. The customer that asked this is probably about my age, maybe a little older, with a school aged teenaged daughter. I say teenaged because The Diary of Anne Frank was required reading when I was in school....8th or 9th grade as I recall. The history teachers dedicated a whole week to just that subject culminating in the viewing of the old black and white film version of it on Thursday and Friday.
Now what is truly disturbing is that if it was required reading in my school it was very probably required reading in this parents. Hell I think it's still required reading in High School today. I don't know..I could be wrong. I think I'll ask some of my friends with teenage kids that question.
What this means is this parent had NO excuse to be THAT stupid. Unless they skipped out of school for a week, or slept through history class all week.

(Edit 2/20/10: Someone pointed out to me last night that different localities have difference required reading requirements. Therefore it's eminently possible the Diary of Anne Frank wasn't part of this parents required reading when this parent was in school. I'd forgotten that. Apologies. Mea Culpa)

The insipid stupidity inherent in that parent's question is frightening to me.
It's small moments of ignorance like this that sometimes make me truly fear that we are completely, irrevocably doomed as a nation.

Twas the Night Before Christmas

****Because your favorite Curly Wolf has a warped sense of humor........
Just a warning from moi to my friends: this is very UN-PC, and highly offensive. At the thought of printing it you'd think I'd be apprehensive.
So if you are easily offended or at all pc..if you continue to read this, don't fuckin blame it on me!****

Twas the night before christmas
and all through the house,
everybody felt shitty.
Even the mouse.

Mom at the whorehouse
and dad smoking grass;
I'd just settled down
for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn
there arose such a clatter.
I sprang from my piece,
to see what was the matter.

Then up on the roof
came the smell of deer shit.
I knew in a heartbeat,
it must be St Nick.

He dropped down the chimney
like a bat out of hell.
I knew by the cussing
that the fucker had fell.

He stuffed all our stockings
with pretzel and beer;
and a big rubber dick
for my brother the queer.

He shot up the chimney
with a thunderous fart.
The Son of a Bitch
blew the chimney apart!

He swore and he cursed
as he rode out of sight;
"Piss on you all and,"
"have a hell of a night!"

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Sunday Mornin Politics

Why? Oh WHY? Did I go flip through the channels this morning quicklike and allow my self to settle on the Big 3 networks in succession. Liberal politics that early in the morning, especially before I've had breakfast annoys the hell out of me..........
Okay I'll be honest..liberals annoy the hell out of me24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Why? Well because they're lying, disingenuous , truth distorting, prevaricating snake oil salesmen who distort the truth when they don't just outright lie.
For example lets take[please, PLEASE take it and flush it down the frackin toilet. It stinks!] the debate on the current "framework" for a tax bill. IOW the extension of the "Bush Era" tax cuts.
Now one of the things that held it up from the beginning was Democrat objection to extending a tax break "for the rich"
1. This objection is a tad ironic if you look into it. Since the RICHEST people sitting on the hill in congress are DEMOCRATS.
2. they complain the top 5% of earners shouldn't get tax breaks to reward their greed. Which is REALLY ironic because of point one AND while the numbers vary..the top 5% pay anywhere from 55%-80% of the total amount of taxes paid every year, depending on who you listen to. And that's DESPITE the tax breaks we've been operating under that are fixing to expire!

Now they also say this is because those wealthy don't create any jobs. Sigh this is obscenely deceitful. Because those who earn anywhere between a quarter million a year, right up to those top 5%'ers that earn billions every year..who employ the rest of us! Either directly owning the companies we work for, or by buying goods and services from someone else. Put it another way. anyone who works for a living and buys goods and services[ie spends money] employs other people. in essence we're ALL each others employers and employees. YEs that means that even among the so called 'idle' rich help keep people employed with every trip they take, every car they purchase, every meal they eat, every bath they take, every animal they own and feed, with every step they take in their $2,000 a pair or more shoes..creates employment!

Now another 'talking point' that is getting bandied about by democrats that is an utter pile of shit, is this supposed $700 billion loss/cost their going to take by extending the tax break to the rich. Now, let me clarify this statement. This number of $700 billion is just a figure they pulled out of thin air..or their asses, because it's a big number that sounds good but has no actual basis in facts and reality. See what the democrats are REALLY objecting to is that extending the tax breaks will cut into money they were depending on getting AFTER the breaks expired, that they could spend willy nilly..without thought or consequence. Only one HUGE problem there. Can anyone guess what that problem is?
Yes that's's not THEIR money to spend in the first place! It belongs to US, the taxpayers.

See what happens to your thought processes when you apply logic and reality, instead of fantasy and emotion to them?

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Animal Rights n the news again...

Rights? animals don't HAVE rights..outside of being the right to be eaten or destroyed.
What has ME pissed at the Animal Rights Retarded Morons Incorporated again?
Well..just to start with..this right here:

Yes boys and girls..this mental midget actually had the gall to compare the latest episode of Sarah Palin's Alaska to a snuff film. A snuff film is a porn film in which at the moment of sexual participant kills the other. Earth to Aaron...why are you not in a special class for the mentally deficient? The fact that you can BREATHE has to be, because you have an imp on either shoulder. One telling you to breathe in, and the other telling you to breathe out. I suspect there's another one that sits atop your head with an..umbilical cord straight into your cortex..that feeds you all your ideas and words. In other words..your a puppet you pompous, arrogant ass.

I really liked Sarah Palin's response to such criticism. Basically 'unless you've never worn leather shoes, sat on leather seats etc, had a knife or something that has a handle made out of some animals bones or horns, and never eaten meat..shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.'

The ARRMI are all also, equally offended by this:

I would point out that the meat from this massive deer kill is going to feed the homeless. Personally I'd have just declared the park open season and let in hunters with 4-5 deer limit. all the meat to be processed in valley forge butcher shops. Therefore you don't have to pay FEDERAL sharpshooters to do the shooting and the area makes a profit. Because if you do it my way..then just like the feds are doing..the bulk of the meat is gonna be donated. Plus hell, the government could make money off the licenses to hunt in the park! IOW making money instead of spending it.

Also I saw a very brief interview with some lady. Forget her name and the name of the group she represents but she said she could "hear the screams at night" when she went to bed of the deer being killed. *facepalm*

I personally think we should have an open season, no bag limit, on animal rights activists and environmentalists. They obviously want the human race to become extinct, therefore they're a threat to our existence.