Monday, August 24, 2009

Constitutional Amendment proposals..

I HAD 4 amendments in mind. I forgot one of them. Why? Because I couldn't get to my damn computer fast enough to put them in a word file. Note to self: next time use the legal pads you've got pinhead. anyway, here's 2 of them:

Amendment 29. forever hereafter No one will be allowed to hold a political office for more than 8yrs. As states right do apply per the constitution this amendment only affects the FEDERAL level of government.

  1. Therefore No President shall sit more than 2 consecutive terms in office. If a President is voted out after their first term of office they shall be barred from serving again for their lifetime at the federal level.
  2. Therefore No Senator shall serve more than one 6yr term. At the end of the 6yr term said senator shall be barred from running for or holding any political office at the federal level. With the exception of running for the office of president, if he wins see section A.
  3. Therefore No Representative shall serve more than 4 consecutive 2yr terms. After those 4 terms are up or if they are voted out before those 4 consecutive terms are run, they shall no longer be able to run for or hold any office at the federal level. Unless they run for Presidential office in which case see section A if they succeed in winning the election.
  4. Therefore after having served their terms, no President, Senator, or Representative shall have ANY position in the government such as appointees, Secretaries and Cabinet posts.

Amendment 30:

No politically appointed judge, be they appellate court, or Supreme court shall sit their seat for a term of more than 10yrs. After those 10yrs have passed they shall return to private life and practice. They shall also be barred from running for office at the federal level for a time of not less than 10yrs.

[note: I'm thinking I may have to reword this one a wee bit..but we'll see]

Our ancestors went through the trials and tribulations of bloodshed to throw off the shackles of slavery; economic and otherwise, of a petty cruel tyrant from across the seas. We have no wish to have the shackles from the past be replaced on us by homegrown petty kinglets who have no interest in the welfare of the people. Petty kinglets whose only interest is in their own power, aggrandizement and enrichment. Petty kinglets who only notice the people when they look down to see what they're stepping on.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

God, christians and..stupitidy

Had really enlightening conversation with a girl on pokerstars today that says she's a christian.
Now, I can remember the jist of of it but all the exact words are kind of blurry, 12+hrs and a 6pack of beer later.

Now this lass was being highly insulting telling some of the other players that they were going to go to hell. Not being able to stay out of a good verbal fight and being in a really wicked mood I decided to butt in.

I said something, don't remember exactly what and she responded with "oh dear god. a jim baker follower. you're doomed" Now don't ask me why she assumed this but she was about to discover the hard way, one of my favorite axioms. [Don't Assume..EVER. Its the mother of all fuck ups]
Me:"Jim Baker? The hypocrite? The man who couldn't keep his pants zipped and never met skirt he didn't want to lift? Riiiiigght. Guess again sweetpea."
Her: something along the lines of you're going to hell, blah blah blah, I hope you enjoy being gangraped in the after life. Blah blah blah. Pray you die before Charles Manson, blah blah blah.
ME: "ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Ahhhh, virii and germs I give you man, the stupidest creature on the planet" I then said some other things I don't remember right now.
Her "God created man in HIS image. Are you saying god is stupid?"
Me "Yes, he IS."

She shut up at that point, sat herself out and until I left never heard from her again. Pity..I was looking forward to making her twist her panties in knots some more, in sheer impotent fury.
Now why on earth did I do this? Simple. I don't like self righteous hypocrites who go around telling everyone that they're going to hell when they die. That kind of 'I'm better than you because I'm a true believer or a born again' crap sets my teeth to grinding. Now if you believe in the bible you believe that God gave us a greater gift than he ever gave to any other creature. Freewill....okay and higher brain functions than any other animal on the planet. That alone convinces me he's not only capable of being; but has been more than once, at least as big a moron as any man, woman or child on the planet. Just for an example..No other creature on the planet besides man, [that we know of at the moment] feels GUILTY about doing whats necessary to survive and thrive. It just blows my mind some days.

Remember boys and girls

I now return you to your regularly scheduled boredom.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Mom's poker addiction

My cousin introduced me to the wonderful world of online poker ohhhh,,a year and half, 2yrs ago? I didn't play much for a while but I've started up playing again. Now the kicker to this is I'm hooked up to the big screen in the living room. Why is this the kicker? I'll tell you. My mother started watching me play and having me explain things to her. [I play pokerstars online..Texas Hold Em] Now she comes home and if my father isn't home and I'm on the puter she says "Oh good we're going to play poker!" *facepalm* Even if I'm not online if I get control of the tv she says "Lets play poker!" Its reached epidemic proportions. She says she just loves to watch me lose money. *facepalm* Needless to say where poker is concerned she's my bad luck charm. She's my albatross. Inspite of this she's my mother and I do love her. She's just making me more nuts than usual right now. I'm now off to send and email and then go to pokerstars to moms nagging of course.

Remember people TANSTAAFL!
There Aint No Such Thing As A Free Lunch!