Some might suggest I'm unduly harsh in my criticism of our government in general and a number of politicians in particular. Piffle. I think we should round up the current batch of politicians...load them into a C130 and then drop them, from a couple thousand feet up, into the caldera of an active volcano, as a gift to the Goddess Pele.
Being that I suspect Pele is going to be less than pleased with the presents I'd suggest firewalling the throttles after the last douchebag leaves the plane. I expect Pele to be rather...uhmmmm...LOUD in the expression of her discontent. As in she's going to blow the mountain and the island on which it resides into a very large smouldering cloud of cinder and ash, expression of displeasure.