if it walks, looks and quacks..

Then verily boys and girls..IT'S A GODDAMN DUCK!
Now..why can't our federal law enforcement figure this out. It's not rocket science. Oh wait you're probably wonder what has the palm of my hand itching for the proverbial clue x 4.

Very well..lets me explain..ahhh here read this..
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2010/09/01/two-terror-suspects-held-on-aircraft-over-mock-bomb-dry-run-115875-22527883/

Now they found a pepto bottle with a cellphone strapped to it, a shampoo bottle with a watch strapped to it and multiple edged weapons. Also not mentioned in this article but I seem to recall reading it in another article..or maybe hearing it via foxnews at some point today. Appparently one of them had multiple cellphones 'bundled' together as if to be distributed later?

while our own people are blowing this off, a major fracking mistake in my own not so humble opinion, the dutch are proceeding with further investigation so they can figure out exactly how to prosecute them..if they can. Now perhaps our ever so wonderful 'officials' will remember that one of the ways multiple terrorist cells work, is that one hand often doesn't know what the other is doing. Since these two 'apparently' didn't know each other it suggests multiple cell involvement to me. or our own officials don't know as much at they think they do. Me? Paranoid? not hardly.

As to the other bit of news that annoyed me...
The report our own State Dept. in it's infinite wisdom gave to the UN council on "human rights violations" in America. A body I might add..populated by countries whose own human rights violations are so heinous they defy logic; and who I might add HATE OUR GUTS!! Although that pretty much describes 95% or better of the members of the United Nations to be blunt. What's worse is they included the Arizona Immigration Law in that report. Excuse Me?!
I like Jan Brewer's response that she wrote to Sec State Clinton
""The idea of our own American government submitting the duly enacted laws of a state of the United States to 'review' by the United Nations is internationalism run amok and unconstitutional,"
here's the link to the story on Foxnews..
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/08/30/state-department-stands-decision-include-arizona-human-rights-report/
You know what I can't figure out? Anyone with any brains whatsoever will freely admit that the United Nitwits is the most useless body on the face of the earth. I can't figure out why America did not tell the UN to "stick it up your ass where the sun don't shine" and then as impolitely as possible tell them all to get the fuck out. Seriously..all but a handfull of the members of the UN hate us, want nothing but our destruction. They also want us...subservient to them. NOT gonna happen by the way. They treat us like crap, treat our people with extreme distrespect and contempt and run up so many parking tickets I believe the fines are in the millions. So really..why have we not shown them the door, with a steel toed boot in the ass to propel them as the leave? It's inconceivable to me.
So my solution..is to hang every single member of the State Dept for treason as an object lesson. Oh, to evict the UN with extreme prejudice. Might I also suggest we fumigate the building the UN has occupied for lo these many years..... with napalm?

Heavy Thinkin

Been doin a lot of it lately. Guess it's been brought on by what's going on in the world and in my life. Anyway..when I get tired of rereading other stuff I invariably pull out my Rudyard Kipling. His complete verse. [collected poems in one book.]

One I don't remember reading before today hit me. It's titled 'The Fabulists:

When all the world would keep a matter hid,Since Truth is seldom Friend to any crowd,Men write in Fable, as old AEsop did,Jesting at that which none will name aloud.And this they needs must do, or it will fallUnless they please they are not heard at all.

When desperate Folly daily labourethTo work confusion upon all we have,When diligent Sloth demandeth Freedom's death,And banded Fear commandeth Honour's grave--Even in that certain hour before the fall,Unless men please they are not heard at all.

Needs must all please, yet some not all for need,Needs must all toil, yet some not all for gain,But that men taking pleasure may take heedWhom present toil shall snatch from later pain.Thus some have toiled, but their reward was smallSince, though they pleased, they were not heard at all.

This was the lock that lay upon our lips,This was the yoke that we have undergone,Denying us all pleasant fellowshipsAs in our time and generation.Our pleasures unpursued age past recall,And for our pains--we are not heard at all.

What man hears aught except the groaning guns?What man heeds aught save what each instant brings?When each man's life all imaged life outruns,What man shall pleasure in imaginings?So it hath fallen, as it was bound to fall,We are not, nor we were not, heard at all.

It resonates with me right now. Why? well..because so many close their ears and eyes to reality and would rather live in their own little world. When you try to open their eyes to reality...to the truth of what's going on; you're ridiculed, chastised and told to go away. No one wants to see the yoke of tyranny we are under, let alone admit it exists. Everytime I turn around the government passes some new 'law' or 'program' they say 'we the people' have been clamoring for, for years. All the while we're screaming "you are a bunch of fucking liars" but the government listens not through the years. The yoke gets bigger, the burden grows heavier and we head futher down the road to returning to some of the worst years in the history of the world. Because this batch of idiots in power says "it failed because WE weren't born yet. Our ancestors who failed at this weren't as smart or as knowledgble as we are. WE will make it work even though history tells us again and again, the road we're on leads to collapse and epic failure" And yet again our warnings fall upon deaf ears. Some say that november will mark a step on the return to a government that listens to what the people say. A step on the road to reducing the government by leaps and bounds, cutting into it's power and returning it to the people. Sadly..I think while this may eventually end up being true.... it won't happen right away and it won't happen without bloodshed. Fore those who are addicted to

power seldom give up that power willingly or without a fight. History teaches us this also. Also to be honest there isn't much more than .02 difference between one side of the power structure[the democrats] and the other. [the repubs] Until they all learn to fear the people, until the bulk of them are replaced by those who don't have a vested interest in keeping the current clusterfuck going. *shrug* I believe the election will most likely be nothing more than a change in name for the same old shit, NOT a change in direction. I hope I'm proved wrong..but I'm not gonna hold my breathe.

Russian "Professor" gives NEW Global Warming theory

Yes that's right. He's figured out the cause of global warming! The thing that's causing all those peat moss bog fires and that pesky drought over in Russia that caused a grain shortage. Are you ready for this? Global Warming is man made..caused by the US. The US has a "Climate Change Weapon". Damn...the secret is out! The US government will soon be scrambling to issue the usual denials. However yes..it is the US MILITARY causing Global Warming with it's new top secret weapon!

Here's a quick quote from the article..you got to love this "professor's" logical train of thought.
"In the article, Areshev voiced suspicions about the High-Frequency Active Aural Research Program (HAARP), funded by the U.S. Defense Department and the University of Alaska.

HAARP, which has long been the target of conspiracy theorists, analyzes the ionosphere and seeks to develop technologies to improve radio communications, surveillance, and missile detection.

Areshev writes, however, that its true aim is to create new weapons of mass destruction "in order to destabilize environmental and agricultural systems in local countries."

Apparently someone in our Defense Dept is a fan of Remo Williams.
Here's a link to the full article
http://www.rferl.org/content/Russian_Scholar_Warns_Of_Secret_US_Climate_Change_Weapon/2114381.html

A friend of mine responded to the article by saying "either he's drinking too much Vodka, or I'm not drinking enough of it." I personally don't think it's Vodka by the way. I believe this "professor" may be drinking Absinthe. See the wormwood eating at his brain would explain his delusions.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go have a talk with my senators and representatives. I want them to tell the defense dept to cease and desist with this causing global warming and try doing something productive. Like ohhhh..I don't know...hunting down the japanese whaling fleet and sinking it....along with the eco animal rights activists hunting them, because quite frankly...I've got no use for either party and I'm sick of listening to them. Since I'm a logical being, it follows that if they're all dead I won't have to listen to it anymore. Ta ta for now my friends. I now return you to your regularly scheduled trip into insanity.

defining Irony.

your grandmother is buried in her grave on your father's birthday. I would have wished pop's a happy birthday today if he hadn't buried his mom.; just seems..oddly out of joint to do that, inappropriate.

Illegal Aliens again..

On one of the boards I frequent 2 ladies were commenting on some of the vids they've seen of illegals jumping the various fences on the border and how entertaining it might be to go down there and play like your picking them off in a video game. shooting to scare..not to wound or kill.
I just posted a response. The response went thusly..
ladies? you do realize that I consider the use of ammunition expenditure just to let them know your there and 'scare' them, a colossal waste of good ammo? Why do I say this? Well..because eventually if all you're doing is shooting to scare them and deliberately shooting to miss..they'll realize you don't intend to hit them and then you have to start shooting to kill anyway. Better to start out shooting to kill. After you drop the first couple dozen..or hundred or so..they'll either stop coming across at that point and find someplace else. Or they'll shit their pants at the mere sound of a gunshot no matter how near or far away it may be. Then they'll sit their gibbering waiting to be picked up because they are afraid to move or jump/walk back over the border. So for my money if you want to go down there shooting..by all means do so, it's something I've been advocating anyway. But do NOT deliberately miss, and aim only to scare.

Yes I realize this is going to upset and offend a great many people if it spreads that far but I really don't care.

Monkey's Fist..finally!

I went back yesterday and watched Stormdrane's youtube vid on this particular knot. Between that..working on it some last night on the couch, reading and calming myself with much simpler stopper knots today and jacking with it while at mom's work waiting for her to be able to finally close up the shop and leave.....
tonight I have succeeded in tying a monkey's fist. 2x. Although...I think I may have added an extra wrap in there, or missed one..because it came out kind of catty wampus. the other thing is I'm using 1/4" rope and I think it would go much smoother with paracord so tomorrow..I needs to go buy some. I was in the hobby shop today looking for nylon cord but...hobby shop no hab. Did have a slightly smaller version of a model I wanted to build many years ago. A model of a B-29 with a 2ft fuselage and a 3ft wingspan. the one I wanted to build many years ago was a 3ft fuselage and a 4ft wingspan. all the chaos going on and I may have to get back into modeling, along with the tinkering I'm doing in knot tying.