*snort* Happy holiday that was really only celebrated in ONE town in Mexico and not really observed else where. Until the day when the brewing companies sized up on it to drive up profits and created the massive drinking binge holiday of Cinco De Mayo as we know it today. Most of you people don't even know what it is you're supposed to be celebrating do you, you drunken fools? Many retards think it's Mexican Independence Day. Uh...no halfwits..THAT is in September. What you're celebrating is the fucking brewing companies leading you around by the nose like lambs to the slaughter. Congrat U fucking lations. *slow derisive clap*
Remember TANSTAAFL annnd
I now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity and insanity.