Sigh...everything that lives...kills to survive.
Seriously. Hear me and understand me...everything alive on this planet, can, will and does kill and eat other things to survive. "but not plants! Plants are perfect!" *rolls eyes* lord give me strength.
YES dear as a matter of fact plants can and do kill to survive. Ever hear of the venus fly trap? the honey dew plant? the pitcher plant? Just 3 examples off the top of my head that literallly kill for sustenance. Hell the MILKWEED will kill. when bitten into it extrudes a thick jelly to suffocate whatever is biting it! Like the caterpillars that become monarch butterflies.
The rest of them? It's a constant jockeying, struggle and war for the life giving gift of sunlight. They'll strangle and smother each other to get the sunlight they need. Nice try though.
So seriously? go nail yourself to a tree with a nail gun and drop dead. At least then you idiots will be doing something useful by providing food for insects and nourishment for the plants as your body breaks down.
Remember TANSTAAFL and...
I now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity and insanity.