Security Theatre. School Kids version.

Or to be more precise the "Oh my god we must have guns that we don't want people to have, so we can protect the kids. It's for the children"


Security Theatre

Ha ha ha ha ha....................*facepalm*.  

You don't even have to read past the first paragraph..

"Superintendent Cali Olsen-Binks approved the acquisition of the rifles, which are being stored on campuses in locked safes for responding police officers in the event of an attack."

Oh good so 20 fucking minutes  after the shooting starts, when they finally show up...the cops will have access to a semi automatic rifle. One that they probably won't need,  because at the first sign of resistance the person they were going to use it on will blow their own brains all over the goddamn wall instead of being taken alive?   Oh yes...I feel ohhhh so much better now!

Or the same thing applies if the School District cops show up...and depending on the size of the district that's also gonna take time.  You really don't want to know how many schools and how many miles the patrols have to go in the school district I live in to cover it. Plus some of them are just mean spirited dickless wonders on a power trip. A number of people I know have had run ins with some of the more wonderful examples of the microdicked subset of  school district officers in my school district


“It’s unfortunate that we have to have that, but it’s the best message we can send to anybody that thinks to harm our children,” said Jones. “Because the message we’re sending is…not here, not now, we’re prepared for you. And if you seek to harm our children, we will neutralize that threat and you will most likely be killed" 

Yes you ignorant ass...as already pointed out...probably at their own hands.  The idiot is as delusional as the all the mentally unstable shooters have been. *headshake*

"School board member Sophia Green, however, doesn’t believe schools will be safer if weapons are kept inside.
“If a person who has the intention of coming on campus to kill… knows we have the AR-15s…they might come with something even bigger or better. They will come prepared,” she said"

Or even better they'll simply shoot people until someone opens the damn gun safe. Or if they just store them in a sheet metal box...shoot the lock off....

“Children aren’t born with a gun in their hand and vengeance in their mind. They aren’t necessarily going to grow into being a killer. We, as a society, need to address why children are growing up to commit these acts as teens and adults. I don’t see how adding more weapons on a campus is addressing that,” Conklin said."

We already have mentioned why this is so...the lack of mental healthcare facilities. We'll just have to wait and see what's done about it.


So...we're going with what is or will end up being security theatre, just like to TSA so these people can feel like they are doing something useful.

Remember TANSTAAFL and
I now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity and insanity.